The fatted calf is delicious, you should come inside and join the party

All of Fred Clark's articles originally posted on The Slacktivist website have been moved (with the original comments) to his new home at Patheos. http://www.patheos.com/community/slacktivist/2010/10/21/the-fatted-calf-is-delicious-you-should-come-inside-and-join-the-party/