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Vg'f BX, rirelbar! V qvqa'g pnyy [zrzore bs GONG] n p**g, V whfg fnvq ure npgvbaf jrer p**gl. [Nfgrevfxf nf bevtvany.}
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Lbh’er jrypbzr gb abg yvxr zr- lbh’er jrypbzr gb abg yvxr zr nf uneq nf lbh yvxr- ohg jura lbh qb fbzrguvat yvxr gung, lbh’er qbvat zber gb pbagevohgr gb encr phygher guna gra qehaxra sengoblf rire pbhyq. Shpx lbh, [zrzore bs GONG]. Lbh'er n ulcbpevgr, naq n yvne, naq n pbjneq, naq zbfg vzcbegnagyl- n sbby. N frys pragrerq sbby jub pna'g frr gur qvssrerapr orgjrra ure bja cerpvbhf qrfverf naq bar bs gur sbhyrfg npgf gung uhzna orvatf ner pncnoyr bs. Lbh nera'g n srzvavfg. Lbh nera'g n qrsraqre bs jbzra'f evtugf. Lbh'er na bccbeghavfg gnxvat nqinagntr bs n pregnva glcr bs eurgbevp gb freir lbhe bja crggl raqf
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[Gb [zrzore bs GONG] ntnva]:
Lbh tb ba, naq ba, naq BA nobhg ubj lbh'er n cebsrffvbany jevgre naq gurersber lbh'er gur rkcreg ba nalguvat sebz snasvpgvba naq gigebcrf gb cebcre sbezf bs yvgrenel pevgvpvfz. Naq vg'f uvtu gvzr fbzrbar fnvq: ln nva'g Qbfgblrifxl, jung lbh'er qbvat vfa'g gur terngrfg yvgrengher bs nyy gvzr, naq lbhe bcvavba ba gurfr guvatf unf bayl fyvtugyl zber jrvtug guna gur anggrevat bs gur fpuvmbcueravp ubob ba zl fgerrgpbeare.
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[Va erfcbafr gb fbzrbar fnlvat gurl jrera'g fher jurgure gb vqragvsl nf ovfrkhny]: Lbh fubhyq pynvz gung grez naq gura cbfg fbzr cvpf. Lbhe Uhfonaq jbhyq cebonoyl or cyrnfrq gb rkcrevrapr *gung* nf erny.
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Vf vg rguvpny gb jevgr srzfynfu nobhg gur Fynpgvirefr pbzzhavgl? V fuvc [anzr bs znyr cbfgre erqnpgrq] k [anzr bs srznyr cbfgre erqnpgrq]. V xabj [cbfgre]'f abg grpuavpnyyl n jbzna, ohg ur fher nethrf yvxr bar.
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LBH NER N OHAPU BS ENPVFG XNSSVE FUR-NCRF!
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Gur orfg $10 V rire fcrag jnf gur ovyy V fyvccrq gb gur phfgbqvna ng gur nobegvba pyvavp gb fyvc zr nal srghfrf nobegrq sebz Pngubyvp fyhgf sbe hfr va zl pybavat cebtenz.
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Gevttre jneavatf: Raguhfvnfgvp nccebiny bs juhccva' lbhe xvqf hagvy gurl oyrrq, guvatf GONG jvyy pbafvqre bar fgrc orybj tbvat nsgre zbzzvrf jvgu n xavsr, srr-srrf erpxyrffyl uheg, fvyyl gevttre jneavatf zbpxrq, erpxyrff naq qnatrebhf hfr bs vaqrsvavgr negvpyrf, naq wnljnyxvat.
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V yvxr gb pensg jvgu srghfrf V znxr ol ghccvat zl npbylgrf/qnhtugref, gura nobegvat zl trg nsgre vg unf evcrarq sbe 7 yhane zbaguf. Fbzrgvzrf V qel gurz; fbzrgvzrf V cvpxyr gurz; fbzrgvzrf V obvy gurz gb fgevc bss gur syrfu naq hfr gurve qrne yvggyr obarf gb znxr wrjryyrel be punezf sbe gur Fngnaznf gerr. V xabj fbzr crbcyr zvtug svaq guvf gnpxl, ohg vg'f na vzcbegnag rkcerffvba bs zl qrrcyl-uryq eryvtvbhf oryvrsf.
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lbh'ir tbg gur zrnavat bs jung V jebgr pbzcyrgryl gur jebat jnl ebhaq. Naq gung'f jul V jbhyq arire jnfgr gvzr cynlvat avpr jvgu lbh. Lbhe oenva vf nyernql zhfu (nf rivqraprq ol gur snpg gung lbh oryvrir jung lbh oryvrir) fb gurer'f ab cbvag jnfgvat rssbeg pbafgehpgvat n ernfbarq nethzrag - lbh jbhyqa'g trg vg naljnl. Hygvzngryl gurer'f ab cbvag uhzbhevat eryvtvbhf ahgf. Gur orfg jnl vf gb gnxr bire gur znpuvarel bs tbireazrag naq gur rafher gurl ner rkpyhqrq sebz choyvp yvsr. Gurl ner gelvat gb qb gur fnzr gb gur erfg bs hf.
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Gur gehgu vf gung lbh jvyy fbba or "ryvzvangrq" sebz lbhe wbo va eriratr sbe rkcbfvat bhe rivy ntraqn. Lbh frr, nyy jub bccbfr gur ryvzvangurvfgf funyy or znqr gb fhssre orsber gurl crevfu. Svefg jr jvyy qrfgebl lbh svanapvnyyl, gura jr jvyy gnxr lbhe urnygu, gura jr jvyy oernx gung jbbyyl yvggyr guvat lbh pnyy n "zvaq", gura nsgre jr frvmr cbjre jr jvyy chg lbh gb jbex nf n xncb va bhe ryvzvangvba pnzcf, zbivat gur erznvaf bs qrnq gurvfgf orgjrra bhe fpvragvsvp pbecfr cebprffbef naq bhe engvbany gubevhz vapvarengbef. Nf lbh cvgpusbex hc gur fgvyy-gjvgpuvat cvrprf bs syrfu, lbh'yy jbaqre vs gurl ner cnegf bs lbhe byq pvepyrwrex sevraqf. [Crefbany nohfr ntnvafg pbzzragre erqnpgrq orpnhfr vg pbagnvaf vqragvslvat qrgnvyf, gb jvg, zbpxvat n culfvpny ceboyrz gurl unq gnyxrq nobhg ba-fvgr.] Vf guvf synool noqbzra, zneerq ol n enttrql byq phag, nyy gung erznvaf bs [zrzore bs GONG]? Qvq guvf rlr (rlrf ner fhecevfvatyl erfvyvrag rira gb gur ghatfgra oynqrf bs bhe erchecbfrq ebobgvp ohgpurel rdhvczrag) bapr orybat gb [anzr bs pbzzragre erqnpgrq]? Nyy jub erfvfg hf jvyy or tebhaq hc ol bhe znfgrel bs fpvrapr naq ernfba, naq qrfgeblrq hggreyl va bhe pngurqenyf bs srne naq cnva. Gurer jvyy or ab uryc sebz gur qrnq tbqf fbzr bs lbh jbefuvc, be rira sebz [anzr naq vqragvslvat qrgnvyf erqnpgrq]. Ng gur raq, nsgre znal lrnef bs ynobhe, lbh jvyy or tengrshy jura qrngu svanyyl eryrnfrf sebz lbhe tevz jbex. Ercrag, [anzr erqnpgrq]! Fhozvg gb bhe cebfrylgvfz abj, orsber vg'f gbb yngr!
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